holy shit so today i was at mcdonalds minding my own business when fucking BEYONCÉ walks in and gives me a hug!! i was like “what?? omg i can’t believe it’s beyoncé 😦😱” and she said “what do you mean? we’re meeting for our lunch date, solange!”
and that’s the story of when beyoncé mistook me for her own sister… i’m shook
nobody reblogged this but it got 16k on ig y’all wouldn’t know humor if it came up and sucked the milk out ya titties
